‘A Couple’s Affaire’

Sensual Massage Party

Friday September 8th 2017 – 8.00pm to 2.00am

A sensual occasion for adventurous couples who enjoy exciting conversation, flirtatious games, erotic entertainment designed to gently lead to an evening of intimate exploration of sensual touch and adult playtime.

Here are some comments that were given by couples who attended previous parties

Click here to read Francesca and Michaels account of the Couple’s Affaire Party they attended in May 2017

‘We enjoyed the evening because it was different from the “normal ” swing events we attend. The performance and games enhanced the evening and more of the same to warm people up more quickly would be a good thing” J & M

‘We wanted a more mature event. Very nice like minded people. All were polite kind and most importantly respectful. We liked the host getting people involved and breaking the ice.

‘We both were very nervous and are inexperienced alongside some of the participants but everyone was very friendly’ P & J

The whole evening was so well organised starting with the mingling and saucy party games to the entertainment and the group massage. The barriers well and truly came down at the right time and in a very natural way – very skilfully handled.’ R

‘Surprisingly we both felt extremely comfortable from the very beginning, starting with introductions, naughty party games, massage then more intimate play. I think we were both surprised how easy the whole evening flowed and how quickly the time went by’ S & G

Friday September 8th 2017 – 8.00pm to 2.00am

£225 per couple (max 25 couples)

Early Bird Couples Tickets £175 valid until August 15th

Plus 4 reserved places for single females – £95

Email Colin now to book your tickets colin@intimacymatters.co.uk

Growing in popularity every time the Autumn Couple’s Affaire Pary will have a distinctive massage theme party. First and foremost this is a party and I want you to leave feeling that no matter what naughtiness you got up to you had a massively fun time and met some lovely people. In my work as a sex mentor, I meet many couples who are want to explore their sexuality but are not drawn to the swinging scene and are not kink or fetish minded. The Couple’s Affaire Massage Party’ is designed to bring together like-minded couples (and some singles) to enjoy an evening of entertainment and sensual exploration. It is an occasion that combines saucy fun with a heady atmosphere of erotic energy to encourage sensual, intimate exploration with your partner or with others. Massage is a fabulous medium in which to explore and a lot of pleasure can be given and received without feeling one has to go ‘all the way’. So whether you are an enthusiastic amateur or a complete novice to massage you are sure to enjoy the sensuality of touch or watching others be aroused.

The event is personally hosted by Colin Richards at his stunning private venue, a 1300sqft riverside penthouse apartment in Pimlico, Victoria Central London.

Ticket includes:-

  • Superb Riverside Penthouse location
  • Personally hosted by Colin
  • Extensive open air balcony
  • Fizz cocktails on arrival
  • Oysters and homemade canapes
  • Icebreaking party games
  • Live music entertainment
  • Private bar
  • Sensual massage performance to completion
  • Very sexy entertainment to stimulate your senses
  • Sensual masseur hosts and hostesses to guide your hands
  • Separate massage room
  • Adult play room (8ft x 6ft bed)
  • Special appearance by Jo Divine toys for pleasure

Who usually attends the party

Whether this is your first time at an event like this or you are a couple who have explored an adult event before, this party is designed first and foremost to be a party where no matter how involved you get you will leave having met interesting people with a like-minded attitude to sexuality and sensual pleasure. The average age of previous events is from 35 years and 55 years but those younger and older are most welcome.  Numbers are limited to 25 couples of all ages and sexualities with ladies of all body types, from toned to voluptuous very welcome. Men are to be in reasonably good shape and with a respectful demeanour.

Hostess Masseuse’s for the evening are Emilie & Monica

A Couple’s Affaire is supported by 

To make the party swing we are joined by our very sexy Master and Mistress of Ceremonies. Also in attendance will be our strikingly handsome Naked Butler and also there to guide your touch and make sure your enjoyment of the evening is assured there will be a selection of professional female and male masseurs.

How the night unfolds

The host personally welcomes you at a fizz cocktail, oyster & canape reception. The Master and Mistress of Ceremonies will introduce you to other guests and encourage you to take part in some fun, flirtatious ice-breaking party games. To raise the energy, at 9.30pm you will watch an erotic massage performance by professional female and male masseur couple after which massage tables will appear and the sensual masseurs will lay down for you to practice a few strokes and then guide you to practice your own message talents on one another.  As the oil flows, guests are encouraged to relax enjoy the music and explore and play with sensual touch. Guests can choose to remain in the main party room playing on the massage tables, or they can withdraw to one of the two darkened playrooms to explore more private erotic intimacy.

  • Register – To attend this couples event you MUST have completed a registration form (see below) and provide a picture of you both (identity can be hidden but must show most of yourself)
  • Dress – Ladies sexy sophisticated and sensual, men suits or something smart.
  • Location – Riverside Penthouse Apartment Location in Pimlico SW1V 3JY

Facilities to make your evening a success.

  • All ages and sexualities welcome.
  • Guests must be of healthy physical disposition.
  • Professional male and female masseurs in attendance.
  • Two playrooms, one with a giant-sized play bed 9ft x 6ft.
  • A subsidised private licensed bar is available all evening.
  • Showers, towels provided.
  • Surround sound music.
  • Nudity encouraged but not a requirement.
  • Affordable locals hotels nearby.
  • All night tube service on the Victoria line.
  • Oils and massage toys available.
  • Smoking allowed on balcony only.
  • Limited private parking on site with plenty more public parking very close

Guidelines & Protocol

  • No poppers or chemical stimulants.
  • No filming or photography.
  • Mobiles and cameras MUST be switched off and put away.
  • Total discretion and confidentiality respected by all present.
  • No pressure on anyone to do anything that they don’t want to do.
  • Personal boundaries respected and event protocol adhered to at all times and any inappropriate behaviour will result in the person(s) being asked to leave the party.

Application, Booking and Events Guest List Page

So that guests attending can get an idea of who will be attending the event, if you have not participated in a party before you are required to complete a registration form (see below) and write few lines about yourselves attaching a picture (faces not necessary). These details are displayed on a private event page that is only accessible by confirmed guests attending the party. These details will be made available to view a few nights before the event. Nicknames or pseudonyms can be used.

How to book your ticket for the Friday, Sept 8th Couple’s Affaire?

  1. If you have not done so already, to apply attend a ‘Couple’s Affaire’ you must first complete the REGISTRATION FORM (click here or see below)
  2. If you have questions you can email Colin at colin@massage33.com or call him on 07966 522 696
  3. I will then reply to you to confirm details, answer any questions and take payment.
  4. Full payment in advance can be made by credit or debit card, bank transfer or a PayPal invoice sent to you.
 This event is designed to be fun and frolicking – so wait no longer and complete the application form below to register your interest in The Couples Affaire Massage Party for Friday, September 8th

Questions & Answers

What do we wear?

Arrive looking sensual and smart but remember being an evening of sensual touch there will be massage oils around so you may want to bring along something looser to change into although as the evening unfolds nudity will be the best attire.

Do we need to bring money?

Only bring money if you want to buy drinks from the private bar. The bar is run with tokens that can be purchased on arrival. £20 for 4 drink tokens buys any drink.

Do we have to sexually interact with others?

Any sensual or erotic interaction with others is always consensual and if approaching another couple please be sure that they welcome others joining them. No means no.

I am bisexual or want to explore with others of my own gender, is this OK

The party is open to people of all sexualities but personal preferences must be respected. The guest list will identify sexuality which can be viewed online before the party and those wishing to identify that they are comfortable to interact with others of the same sex can choose to wear a discreet yellow wristband.

Do we have to massage or touch others?

No, the massage beds are there to create an opportunity to touch and play with one another without it necessarily becoming fully sexual. If you prefer to just watch that is fine.

What happens if someone makes advances and I/We do not want this?

To date, this has never occurred but of course, it can be a concern for some who have not attended an adult themed party before. Surprisingly these types of parties are usually better conducted than regular parties. Less alcohol is drunk by the men (for obvious reasons) and so inappropriate drink fueled behaviour is far less likely. Additionally, the guests attending these parties are usually well aware of the protocol expected. But should there be anytime you feel that someone is pestering you then just speak to your host or another assistant and we will deal with it immediately?

Can I shower at the venue?

Yes things can get a bit oily so there are two private showers to use

Cancellation Terms

What happens the organisers cancels or postpone the event?

The event will only go ahead if there is a minimum of 7 couples. This will be confirmed to attendees when that number is reached or 72 hours before the event, whichever is sooner. If the event is cancelled by the organisers then a full refund will be due or you can transfer to an alternative future event.

What happens if I need to cancel or postpone?

If you need to cancel after payment has been made then terms are you receive a full refund if you cancel more than 7 days before, 50% refund if given 48 hours or more before. If within 24 hours or no show then there is no refund given but it can be transferred to another event*

  • Full refund if you cancel more than 7 days before50% refund if given 48 hours or more before. If within 24 hours or no show then there is no refund given but it can be transferred to another event*
  • 50% refund if given up to 48 hours or more before If within 24 hours or no show then there is no refund given but it can be transferred to another event*
  • 24 hours or no-show there is no refund given but the fee can be transferred to a future event.

Who is likely to attend?

I know that for the evening like this to go well it is important that the chemistry and attraction between couples gels so applicants are vetted for motivation, body type, age and attitude. I endeavour to create an evening that brings like minded couples together. A higher age is not a restriction, in fact, we find that mature guests are often confidence and help younger newcomers to relax and enjoy themselves. It is also understood that approach to another couple or individual if rebuffed is not taken wrongly but accepted that attraction is about personal preference of age, body type and attitude

Application Form