The Perfect Tandem Massage

A couples massage given by an authentic couple

Platinum – £600

The focus is on you both

Titanium –  £800

Interactive and reciprocal touch and arousal with the masseurs

Prices include 20% vat

To learn more about the two massage options above, email Colin and ask for further details of the massages and what is included in each experience.

The Perfect Tandem is an authentic and genuine couples massage.

This is a 90-minute massage given by Colin and his female partner, Carla. This massage is perfect for couples wanting to expand their intimate relationship but wanting to start by exploring their sexuality in a safe, discreet way where they can satisfy their desires and set their limits without judgment or agenda.  As a couple who have travelled on a similar journey, Colin and Carla are very sensitive to the dynamics and take great care to make this a meaningful, intimate experience.

The most popular massage for women receiving from Colin is the 90-minute erotic Absolute massage. However, the less intense Exploration or the much lighter  Intimacy massage can be swapped for women wanting a gentler massage. The male partner receives from Carla a 90-minute full-body Premium massage

Tailored to your desires

This massage can be tailored to suit the couple’s desires, so when you inquire, ask any equations about the massage content you may want to include.

Register with Intimacy X to read the complete unedited descriptions of the Absolute & Premium Massages and watch the videos of the massages being given.

Intimacy Levels

When booking a Tandem massage there are options to select the level of erotic intimacy you want to experience within the massage. The Platinum and Titanium ranks indicate what erotic elements are included in each massage and to what level each female or male masseur is happy to include. Email Colin for more details on the Intimacy levels

Before arriving for the treatment, you will be asked to complete the Couples Authorisation & Request Form, which enables you both to express your desires and any limits for the massage. The female will also be asked to complete the Absolute CAR Form to identify her desires and boundaries for the massage. Colin & Carla are a mature couple in their 50’s

What happens?

The appointment begins with a welcome conversation when we hear your motivations and desires for the treatment. You will be invited to take a glass of wine or tea or coffee for water. After about fifteen minutes, you will be taken to the treatment room, where you can prepare independently. There is a fully equipped en suite bathroom, and towels are provided. We enter the room once you are settled on the two massage beds placed side by side. We give you further guidance on the more intimate elements of the massage, and it is your chance to provide any additional guidance or desires.

Further explanation of the massages given to couples

Contact Colin directly to ask any questions, and he will send you further descriptions

How to enquire or book your appointment

There are several ways to book your appointment.

Online – Click on the BOOK HERE button below. You will not be asked to pay anything or to leave any payment details but the booking will be held only as provisional until Colin has confirmed his availability.

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Phone – For those wanting confidentiality, you can call, text, or WhatsApp Colin, and he will book it for you. Call Colin at 0044 (0)7966 522696

Enquire – Complete this form giving details of your motivation and desires for the massage – Click here

My Location

My Treatment Room is located in Sloane Square Chelsea Central London SW1X – Click here

My private treatment venue is in a small gated courtyard moments from Sloane Square and the King’s Road. It has a stylish open-plan design created for the trendy Kings Road artists and musicians of the late 1960s. The treatment room is very private and quiet and has a modern walk-in shower. Towels, robes and a hairdryer are provided.

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Treatments can be paid for by bank transfer, cash, card or direct debit.

For those on a budget, I can offer a ‘pay over six weeks option’ up to £700. Request by e-mail

Pay by Barter

In certain circumstances, I also offer an exchange ( barter ) for options see here.

Students discount

I am happy to consider a discount for students attending a bona fide university on a full-time course who are not employed full-time.   Discounts can be anything from 10% to 50%. The discount depends on my availability and if you can fit it into my quieter time slots or sometimes as a last-minute booking.

Those with low income 

I like to make my services available to everyone, so if you genuinely need to see me for help but your budget is limited, email me explaining your circumstances, and I will do my best to sort something out.

Client Agreement & Satisfaction Form

You will be offered water, tea, coffee or wine upon arrival. The appointment begins with a brief chat to answer any final questions you may have and confirmation that there are no changes to your Authorisation & Request Form.  I will ask you to read and sign the Client Agreement & Satisfaction of Service Form. After the treatment is completed and before you leave, provided you are satisfied with the treatment, I will ask you to re-sign this form confirming your satisfaction with the services given.