2020 Alternative ways to pay

Pay in installments or by swapping services

Monthly payment plans with discount

Take regular appointments and benefit by receiveing substantial discounts

I like to make sensual massage as financially accessible to my clients as possible but I realise sometimes even though the desire is strong cash flow may not allow you to take regular appointments with me when you want.

Spread the payment and also receive up to 40% discount on massages

To help clients over come this dichotomy, I offer a payment instalment plan that enables them to spread payments over 6 or 12 months.

Easy to set up

Rather than use your bank account to set up a direct debit I use Go Cardless . It is quick to set up and simple to run and cancel at any time.

The scheme is limited to a maximum of 40 people per year.

Standard Membership

6 Month Standard Membership – 12 hours at £100 a month

(12 hours = 900 minutes)

  • Pay £100 a month and take 12 hours of sensual massage within a six month period, to be taken when you like.
  • Saving = the regular price for 12 hours massage at £135 per hour would be £1620 = this makes a 25% saving of £420

Premium Membership

12 Months Premium Membership – 20 hours at £125 a month

(20 hours = 1200 minutes)

  • Pay £125 a month and receive 20 hours of massage within a 12 month period, taken when you like.
  • Saving = the usual price of  20 hours massage at £135 per hour would be £2700 = a saving of approximately 44% £1200 per year

Massages that this applies to are:-

  • For Women – The 3 hour Psychosensual, The Absolute Premium, The Absolute Tension Release or The Absolute Trial.
  • For Men – The 3 Hour Psychosensual The Premium, The Superior, The Standard
  • For Couples – The Watch & Enjoy or Watch & Touch Massages, couples can mix and match and take single massages chosen from the male and female options above.
  • Hours can be transferred to third parties, friends, partners as gifts

Easy to set up and as soon as I have received the details I will confirm the terms back to you.

Your first treatment can be taken after the first payment has been made. You can start on the day you sign up.


Termination can be given after three monthly payments have been made.

After three months you can stop the subscription at any time and at that point the hours you have taken will be calculated against the payments made and if more hours have been taken than payments made the difference will be charged for at the respective discount of the treatment taken.

How to apply

Sign up for The Standard Direct Debit [Here]

Sign up for The Premium Direct Debit [Here]


You can stop the scheme you have set up at any time provided that any hours that you have taken equal the payments due.

Extra bonus is  a 15 % discount on private workshops

If you sign up to either of the above and during the period of the agreement want to take a private workshop or event with me then you qualify for a 15% discount.

Exchange of skills and services


I am an advocate of barter (swapping services) so if you have a skill, talent or business that I can use then I am happy to exchange massage or massage tuition for what you can offer. Listed below are the services that I am particularly interested in. All exchanges are valued at the normal face value so whatever you normally charge you will get the same in value with the swap.

For example, if you run a restaurant, a carpet cleaning service or you are some type of consultant or therapist then you would book your appointment in the usual way but when it came to payment we would agree on a full or part exchange based on the usual value of one another’s services.

1st example

Cost of a 90-minute massage = £195

Cost of carpets being cleaned = £95

Balance to pay for massage in cash would be £95.

2nd example

Cost of 90-minute massage = £195

A bookkeeper charging a £40 hourly rate.

Massage would be given in exchange for 4.5 hours of bookkeeping work.

Terms of exchange arrangement 

Some services qualify for full barter exchange and some for 50/50 barter/cash.

The arrangement can be made for a single appointment or a series of three appointments, workshops, mentoring sessions or events. Longer arrangements can also be considered but this depends on the service being offered.

Skills & services considered for full barter:

  • SEO Services
  • Legal Advice
  • Advertising
  • Marketing
  • PR Services
  • Accountancy
  • Bookkeeping
  • Data Processing
  • Hotel Accommodation
  • Travel & Holidays
  • Spa & Leisure
  • Theatre & Cinema
  • Club Membership
  • Artwork
  • Photography
  • Video Making
  • Some Therapies
  • Journalism (seeking a writer for biography)

Skills & services considered for the 50/50 arrangement

  • Copy Writing
  • Editing
  • Web Design

To book an appointment/workshop on the barter system, please write to me explaining what you have to offer and I will get back to you with my thoughts. [Contact Colin]