Pay in instalments or by swapping services

Weekly or monthly payment plans

I like to make sensual massage accessible for everyone but I do realise sometimes that even though the desire is strong the cash flow situation may not allow you to take an appointment or workshop with me when you want to.

To help I offer various instalment plans that enable you to spread your payments over 5 weeks or by special arrangement 3 – 6 months (for fees over £500).

Easy to set up

Rather than use your bank account to set up a direct debit I use Go Cardless

Example

  • 1st payment – paid by credit card
  • All other payments set up on a weekly or monthly schedule via Go cardless

For the Absolute, Premium or Psychosensual appointments just click on the links below. For other length appointments or workshops please contact me by email and we can agree on a payment plan that suits you best.

Please note that the payment plan total will come to slightly more than the price if you paid on the day.

Security 

To have your payment plan accepted you must supply me with your bank card or credit card details as security


Weekly or Monthly Instalment Plan Options

The Absolute For Women

The 105-minute Absolute Treatment at £235 paid for in 5 weekly instalments of £50 [click here to set up]

The Premium For Men

The 90-minute Premium Treatment at £195 paid for in 5 weekly instalments of £43 [click here to set up]

Watch & Touch For Couples

The 90-minute Watch & Touch Treatment at £275 paid for in 5 weekly instalments of £58 [click here to set up]

The Psychosensual 3-hour appointment for men or women

The 3-hour Psychosensual appointment at £325 paid for in 5 weekly instalments of £68 [click here to set up]

Other Treatments & workshops

Monthly Payment plans of either 5 weeks (weekly) 3 months (monthly) can be set up for certain workshops and treatments. If you want more details on this just send me an email explaining why you want to set up a payment plan and I will come back with some options.


Yearly Payment Plan Options – Up to 40% Discount

For women and men taking a regular sensual massage is not just a pleasure; it is now being viewed as a health necessity, both physically and mentally. In today’s world of busy careers, singledom or cultural restrictions, many people now find themselves in situations where sensual intimacy is either intermittent, irregular or even non-existent.

To help you enjoy regular ‘me time’ I have set up a yearly payment plan so you can enjoy 12, 15 or 20 hours of massage over 12 months at a discount and with spread payments. Maximum places would be 40 so hurry if this fits your needs and budget.

Complacency in a relationship, single with no desire for casual liaisons, high libido but no one to share it with – these are just some of the reasons people tell me they seek regular sensual massage. Or maybe it is simply that you have decided to change the way you live your life and taking a journey of sensual exploration is a part of that.

I know that some of my clients would like to come for a treatment at least once a month. But I also know that many find being generous to themselves difficult and – whether it is budget constraints, other commitments or simply guilt – putting oneself before others every once in a while means that a regular sensual massage can be an elusive pleasure. This is why I have come up with a scheme to help my clients take a regular massage at a considerable discount and with payments spread over a whole year.

The scheme is limited to a maximum of 40 people only.

Payment

Payment is set up as a direct debit using Go Cardless

It’s easy and simple to set up and you pay no extra fees.

Bronze Membership – 12 hours

  • Pay £90 a month and receive 12 hours of sensual massage within a 12 month period, taken when you like.
  • Saving = the regular price for 12 hours massage at £135 per hour would be £1620 = a saving of approx £540 in one year – a saving of 33%.
  • Massages can be taken as either one- or two-hour treatments to a maximum of 12 hours in a 12 month period.
  • Hours can be transferred to third parties as gifts.

Sign up for Bronze Direct Debit [Here]


 Silver Membership – 15 hours

  • Pay £100 a month and receive 15 hours of massage within a 12 month period, taken when you like.
  • Saving = the usual price of 15 hours of massage at £135 per hour would be £2025 = a saving of approx £825 in one year – a saving of 40%.
  • Massages can be taken as either one or two hour treatments to a maximum of 15 hours in a 12 month period.
  • Hours can be transferred to third parties as gifts.

Additional benefit – 10% discount on all workshops and events run by Colin.

Sign up for Silver Direct Debit [Here]


Gold Membership – 20 hours

  • Pay £125 a month and receive 20 hours of massage within a 12 month period, taken when you like.
  • Saving = the usual price of  20 hours massage at £135 per hour would be £2700 = a saving of approx £1200 in one year – a saving of 44%.
  • Massages can be taken as either one or two-hour treatments to a maximum of 15 hours in a 12 month period.
  • Hours can be transferred to third parties as gifts.

Additional benefit – 15% discount on all workshops and events run by Colin

Sign up for Gold Direct Debit [Here]


Exchange of skills and services

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I am an advocate of barter (swapping services) so if you have a skill, talent or business that I can use then I am happy to exchange massage or massage tuition for what you can offer. Listed below are the services that I am particularly interested in. All exchanges are valued at the normal face value so whatever you normally charge you will get the same in value with the swap.

For example, if you run a restaurant, a carpet cleaning service or you are some type of consultant or therapist then you would book your appointment in the usual way but when it came to payment we would agree on a full or part exchange based on the usual value of one another’s services.

1st example

Cost of a 90-minute massage = £195

Cost of carpets being cleaned = £95

Balance to pay for massage in cash would be £95.

2nd example

Cost of 90-minute massage = £195

A bookkeeper charging a £40 hourly rate.

Massage would be given in exchange for 4.5 hours of bookkeeping work.

Terms of exchange arrangement 

Some services qualify for full barter exchange and some for 50/50 barter/cash.

The arrangement can be made for a single appointment or a series of three appointments, workshops, mentoring sessions or events. Longer arrangements can also be considered but this depends on the service being offered.

Skills & services considered for full barter:

  • SEO Services
  • Legal Advice
  • Advertising
  • Marketing
  • PR Services
  • Accountancy
  • Bookkeeping
  • Data Processing
  • Hotel Accommodation
  • Travel & Holidays
  • Spa & Leisure
  • Theatre & Cinema
  • Club Membership
  • Artwork
  • Photography
  • Video Making
  • Some Therapies
  • Journalism (seeking a writer for biography)

Skills & services considered for the 50/50 arrangement

  • Copy Writing
  • Editing
  • Web Design

To book an appointment/workshop on the barter system, please write to me explaining what you have to offer and I will get back to you with my thoughts. [Contact Colin]