The Absolute Premium £295
A 105-minute whole-of-body erotic massage designed to your own specifications
The Absolute Premium Sensual Massage is a woman’s 4th option.
Mostly, sexual arousal and orgasm are experienced by women in three ways:-
Option 1, with a partner – intimacy is intimate, trusting, and caring but also can become routine, unimaginative and, at worst infrequent.
Option 2, with a stranger (one night stand) – this can be exciting, spontaneous, non-emotional and without commitment but also can be impulsive and unprepared, risky, and disappointing.
Option 3. with self-masturbation – this is usually private; you know what you like, no judgment, but it can be familiar, routine, satisfying, but not mind-blowing.
Taking a sensual massage as a 4th option combines all the positive dynamics of one, two and three but removes the negative to create a uniquely self-indulgent, fulfilling erotic experience that can and is often regarded by women as a wonderful therapeutic experience and immensely pleasurable.
The Absolute sensual massage allows a woman to explore her intimate life without judgement or expectation from others. By submitting the Consent Authorisation & Request Form before the treatment is taken, the massage can be tailored to her desires and boundaries. The experience is always professional, private, and of course, confidential. This is an experience given by an expert practitioner who understands that when it comes to sexual fulfilment, a woman’s mind and body are irrevocably interconnected.
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Ask past clients questions at the Intimacy Matters Review – Women Only Telegram Chat Group.
I often hear from women who are considering taking a sensual massage that, although they are very interested in exploring this, they are concerned about safety, discretion, entitlement, and appropriateness and often hold back from taking the massage for weeks, sometimes months, even years. With this in mind, I have set up a chat group on Telegram called IM Review Group For Women Only. In this chat group are past female clients who have volunteered to answer any questions and are happy to pass on their thoughts and feelings about sensual massage and what it has done for them.
How to join
- If you don’t have it already, download the Telegram chat app on your phone or computer – https://telegram.org
- Or if you have Telegram, click on this link to go straight to the group IM Review Group For Women
- Once in the group, feel free to ask any questions, and others will answer.
- If you require a private chat request to have a DM conversation.
- You can use a false name, and you don’t need to give any personal details you don’t want to
- Please include a small profile image of yourself to guarantee identity, as this is a women-only group, and men attempting to join will be blocked.
- If you do not want to add an image to your profile, please send an image by DM to Colin, who officiates the group.
Consider which massage is best for you.
When choosing a massage, you must consider your goals and objectives for the experience. If you’re starting on this journey of sexual discovery, it’s advisable to take things slow and explore different options. What you might imagine may not be the reality, so it’s essential to be mindful before booking your massage. Three versions of sensual massage are available, so please make sure you choose the one that’s right for you and your needs. This will help ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for you and your therapist. The choices are The Absolute Massage, The Exploration Massage or the lighter Intimacy Massage.
I am always available to discuss this in a FREE 15-minute phone call or text.
I see female clients of all ages, from 21 to 75/ but if under 21, I require age verification. I do not see any clients under 18 years of age.
I see clients of all ethnicities and body types, but be aware that some elements may have to be omitted for Xtra plus-size women.
I often hear from prospective female clients that they are unsure about booking an appointment and, although keen to go ahead, want to hear the opinions of other women who have taken a sensual massage with me before booking.
The Absolute Premium 105 minutes – £295
The Absolute Premium 105-minute massage is the most popular massage I give to women and covers the entire body.
This massage is the ultimate indulgent ‘all about me’ sensual massage. For the full detailed description of the Absolute Massage, either register with Intimacy X to access the private area of this website or send a request to email@example.com asking for the detailed description. Or, if I am online, use the LIVE CHAT below.
When taking the Absolute Premium Massage, you will enjoy a complete full-body massage experience that includes all given within the Intimacy and Exploration massages, but with additional elements of erotic stimulation. This massage can include G-spot massage, A-spot stimulation, internal vaginal massage, and techniques to encourage multiple orgasms. This is a sensual massage you can design yourself to have all you desire to experience while setting boundaries to know that you will always remain comfortable and safe.
To book The Absolute Massage massage, you should be reasonably sexually experienced.
The Absolute massage is ideal for women who are sexually confident, experienced, and happy to start with this more intense massage. If in doubt, please get in touch with me by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or text/call at 07966522696
To read a longer description of the Absolute Premium massage, scroll down the page
This massage is not suitable for
- Women who experience anxiety or fear of sexual intimacy
- Who are sexually inexperienced
- Are excessively overweight
I appreciate that some of my clients’ identities mustn’t be revealed. You can use a false name, but I need a working email address and, ideally, a mobile number. I am the only person who sees your information, and if requested, I will not contact you in any way you don’t want me to; however, I may ask you to send a voicemail message to confirm you are who you are. Sometimes I am contacted by men who like to pretend they are female!
How to make an enquiry or book your appointment
There are several ways to book your appointment.
Online – Click on the BOOK HERE button below. You will not be asked to pay anything or to leave any payment details but the booking will be held only as provisional until Colin has confirmed his availability.
Phone – For those wanting confidentiality you can call, text or WhatsApp Colin and he will make the booking for you. Call Colin at 0044 (0)7966 522696
Make an enquiry – Complete this form giving details of your motivation and desires for the massage – Click here
Live chat with Colin online or leave a message
Treatments can be paid for by bank transfer, cash, card or direct debit.
For those on a budget, I can offer a ‘pay over six weeks option’ up to £700. Request by e-mail
Pay by Barter
In certain circumstances, I also offer an exchange ( barter ) for options see here.
I am happy to consider a discount for students attending a bona fide university on a full-time course who are not employed full-time. Discounts can be anything from 10% to 50%. The discount depends on my availability and if you can fit it into my quieter time slots or sometimes as a last-minute booking.
Those with low income
I like to make my services available to everyone, so if you genuinely need to see me for help, but your budget is limited, email me explaining your circumstances, and I will do my best to sort something out.
Consent Authorisation & Request Form
Absolute Consent Authorisation & Request Form. This form can be completed without booking an appointment, as it allows you to see what elements can be included in this most erotic massage. Once I have received the completed form, I will design the treatment that best fits your desires and boundaries.
Client Agreement & Satisfaction Form
Upon arrival, you will be offered water, tea, coffee or a glass of wine. The appointment begins with a brief chat to answer any final questions you may have and confirmation that there are no changes to your Authorisation & Request Form. I will ask you to read and sign the Client Agreement & Satisfaction of Service Form. After the treatment is completed and before you leave, provided you are satisfied with the treatment, I will ask you to re-sign this form confirming your satisfaction with the services given.
The Absolute Massage as featured in the media
Colin and The Absolute Massage was featured in 2018 and 2019 in Channel 5’s ‘The Sex Business’ and has also been featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine, Cosmo’s All The Way Podcasts, The BBC, Metro, The Independent and several other national media outlets. Popular with women of all ages, it was also trialled by Rebecca Dakin, ‘The Great British Sexpert, ’ as seen in the video below. A client of Colin’s Cee Cee talked to Cosmopolitan’s Pasley Gilmore in her podcast about how the Absolute Massage changed her life. About Colin ( your masseur )
About Colin (your masseur)
I am a sex and relationship engineer and master sensual masseur. Fundamentally, I take a humanistic approach to sex and intimacy and see myself as a sex educator and general problem solver of sex and relationship needs and challenges. I aim to help people transform their relationships and sex lives into what they want and deserve. Working full-time in this field since 2005, I have discovered and used various approaches not generally covered by conventional methods to help people in this intimate part of their life. By combining my knowledge of sexual and relationship psychology with my experience as a sensual masseur, I can work with both the emotional and sexual.
I work with single women, men and couples of any age and orientation. To list a few of the more frequent aspects I help people with, they include; relationship conflict, finding the right partner, reawakening one’s sex life, sexual frustration, lack of sexual experience, sexual performance challenges (inability to orgasm, erectile issues), fear of sex, experiencing sexual complacency in a relationship, and particularly for women exploding libido or low libido. I created Intimacy Matters in 2012, and since then, I have helped over 6000 people in many aspects of their relationships and sexuality. My approach to sex and intimacy is best described as humanistic. I look at the biological, psychological, social, anthropological and erotic influences behind our sensual desires, curiosities and fears. I work with men, women and couples of all sexual orientations. Read More
Reasons women give for taking the Absolute Massage treatment
Often the motivation to embark on a journey of sensual and sexual self-exploration can be multi-faceted. Below is a selection of motivations past female clients have given when booking an Absolute Sensual Massage.
- For women who enjoy regular massage and have their muscles worked professionally but also want to experience intimate arousing touch to connect with the deeper primal, sensual part of themselves.
- For women who want to enjoy a man’s firm yet tender touch without the need to perform or give back sexually.
- I have always wanted to see if I can ejaculate
- There are certain aspects of erotic arousal I want to explore, but I feel I can’t with my current partner or a new partner.
- For women who know that arousal and ultimate orgasm can also be enjoyed through gentle prolonged intimate touch rather than penetrative intercourse.
- For women who want an intimate experience to compensate for lack of satisfaction in their day-to-day sex life.
- For women with issues around loss of libido, fear of intimacy, painful intercourse, orgasmic dysfunction, insecurity and sexual inexperience.
- Single women who are happy not to be in a relationship and whose sex lives are good but miss the intimacy and tender touch that a relationship brings.
- For women who believe it is right to experience arousal and orgasm without the commitment and responsibilities of a relationship.
- Women in a marriage/ partnership where most else is good but the sex and intimacy have declined need to receive intimate attention within a discreet, safe, professional environment that does not challenge their current situation. (This is particularly relevant to women from backgrounds where their culture dissuades them from exploring their sexuality and sensual needs for fear of being judged)
- For the inexperienced woman who wants to learn to discover new sensations of arousal and to explore new erotic sensations.
- For older women who have found their libido going “through the roof” but that their partner or current situation can not provide for it.
- For mature women who are still very sexual but want to explore this discreetly in a safe, professional environment without wanting to have it intrude on their personal lives.
The Absolute 105-minute Premium Massage
The massage is given in five phases. Nothing is fixed, and each phase is given according to the female receiver’s desires, reactions and boundaries.
Overture – Gentle introduction
Revelation – Traditional therapeutic massage working out tension and stress but with teasing touch near intimate areas to instigate arousal
Seduction – Therapeutic massage continues, but the teasing touch becomes more direct and is intended to stimulate you; this part can include clitoral stimulation.
Abandonment – The masseur is now more focused on giving direct erotic stimulation. This can include vaginal massage, G spot stimulation, and if wanted, assertive, bold, decisive techniques to help you experience your primal sexuality.
Reprise or Resolution – You get to decide when the massage finishes
This massage can include:-
- The gentle sensual touch of the whole body.
- Firm muscle work of the whole of the body.
- Assertive but caring control.
- Surface stimulation of the breasts, nipples, and clitoris.
- Internal stimulation of the vagina and G-Spot.
- Optional oral stimulation receiving
- Optional oral stimulation giving
- Optional external and internal anal stimulation.
- Probable multiple orgasms.
- Probable female ejaculation.
- Spanking & light impact play
- Optional reciprocal arousing touch is given to the masseur while he gives to you
- Special requests considered, ask, i.e. fantasy, domination, toys,
Who is this massage good for?
Here are just a few examples.
- Women who want to explore their sexuality without judgment or expectation.
- Women who have challenges around letting go and achieving orgasm.
- Women who want to re-ignite their sexual libido.
- Women who are sexually frustrated need a safe and discreet outlet.
- Women who feel that their past sex lives have not achieved their expectations.
- Women who want to explore new sensations with a professional, experienced therapist
- Women who want to explore specific aspects of sexual arousal are unable because of their partner’s reluctance.
- Women who are single but sexually don’t want one-night stands or a relationship to satisfy their sexual appetite.
- Women who have experienced past sexual trauma need support and guidance to regain sexual confidence.
- Women who come from cultures that inhibit sexual exploration but who need a discreet outlet.
Description of the five phases
Before giving the ‘Absolute’ Massage, I ask you to complete the ‘Absolute’ Consent Authorisation & Request Form.
The massage is 105 minutes. You can design the content and set any boundaries by completing the Consent Authorisation & Request Form. By completing this form, you help me create the experience you want. You can indicate the type of touch you want to enjoy and the level and intensity of the erotic arousal you ideally seek to explore and experience. You can also inform me of any boundaries you do not want to be crossed. Reading this form will give you an idea of what elements you can request in the Absolute Massage. You can view or complete this form without having booked an appointment.
The appointment begins with a brief chat to answer any final questions. You may want a glass of wine, water, tea, or coffee. Then once you are relaxed and ready, I will take you to the treatment room, and then, if you have not done so already (within an hour before the massage), I request you to take a shower, after which you get yourself ready by laying face down on the massage table. Unless requested otherwise, I leave the room at this time to let you prepare yourself privately. Once showered, I will return and cover you with a large towel. I then take a few more minutes to explain how the message will progress, how to communicate with me during the massage and how the massage will finish.
The massage is given with grapeseed massage oil and water-based lubricant for any genital stimulation. Please let me know if you do not want these used, and bring your alternatives along.
The Therapeutic Relaxing Phase follows the line of a traditional massage. It is designed to relax the body, work out any strained or aching muscles heighten the senses to put your mind and body into a state of trust and safety. The massage starts with what I call the overture. This is a gentle head or foot massage; to enliven the senses, some light touches your whole body. I then apply warm oil to your back, shoulders, and buttocks, and all are given a full 25-minute gentle but confident massage, working out any knots or tension and encouraging your body to let go. You can ask me to be firmer or lighter. During this phase, I remain dressed.
As you relax and your body responds, the massage becomes subtly arousing, and my hands will tease and explore more intimate areas of your body. I will work on your thighs, buttocks, calves, and lower back. As your arousal increases (movement, sound, and lubrication), I will explore and stimulate to include light clitoral touch and the external vaginal massage intended to have you want me to go further. I can remain dressed or undressed at your request during this massage phase.
As your arousal heightens, I include more erotic exploration. The essence of this phase is to make you feel utterly open to manual stimulation. For some, this may bring on a sense of abandonment. This period allows you to connect to your most profound primal female energies. There is no judgment or expectation on you to behave in any particular way; you can act however your body and mind want to. I follow the guidelines you gave me in the Authorisation & Request form, but I am comfortable for you to alter these as you feel at ease too.
To learn more about the following three phases of the ‘Absolute Premium massage, you can either register for access to the private area of this website at Intimacy X. Once registered, you will get access to the full uncensored description of this and the other sensual massages available. Or you can email or text Colin direct (Mob 07966522696) to request a link to a page you can view. email@example.com
- Seduction continued
- Reprise or Resolution
Request a 15-minute FREE Call
It can be lonely and frustrating when you cannot share your intimate thoughts about your sexuality or relationship. For some, it can be a daunting decision to come and see me and explore these feelings and needs. Often female clients tell me it took them months, even years, to finally decide to book a session and often afterwards say they wished they hadn’t waited so long. But whether you are a man, a woman or a couple; whether you are straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, bicurious, transgender, pan or polysexual or transsexual, if you have any questions or you are not sure how or if I can help you then the 15-minute phone call may help you decide. Maybe you are too nervous about booking a full appointment and want to know more details before committing to anything. If this is the case, send me a quick text requesting a 15-minute chat with me on the phone. I will reply by text with a suggested time to speak.
Frequently Asked Questions
You may have many questions before deciding which massage you want to book. Please click this link to read the answers to most of my questions. If I do not cover your particular question, then please do not hesitate to email me.
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My Treatment Room is located in Chelsea Central London Sw3 – Click here
The treatment is very private and self-contained. The shower facilities are comfy and clean, with a large walk-in shower and robes, shampoo, conditioner and shower soaps are provided. A hairdryer is also available. The room can remain light or be dimmed with low atmospheric lighting according to your preference during the treatment.