Women’s Absolute Massage 

A full body intense erotic massage designed to your specifications


The Absolute Massage is the most intense treatment I give and can be designed to fit with your specific desire to explore. You will enjoy a complete full body massage experience combined with all that is included within the Intimacy and Exploration massages but with optional additional elements of erotic stimulation.  This can include G spot massage and A spot stimulation, ejaculation and techniques to encourage multiple orgasm. This is a sensual massage that you can design yourself to include all that you desire to experience whilst setting your boundaries to know that you will always remain comfortable and safe. For the full list of erotic elements that can be included please request this from Colin by email or text 07966 522 696. ( Write – Please send me full description of the Absolute Massage )

To book The Absolute Massage massage I prefer that you have taken either the Intimacy or Exploration massages with me before or taken a sensual massage class. However for those women who feel they are sexually confident and happy to start with this more intense massage, then to clarify the massage content and your motivation for wanting to take the Absolute massage,  I require we have a brief phone consultation.

No 1 – The Absolute Premium 105 minutes – £250

The Absolute Premium 105 minute massage is the most popular massage I give to women and covers the entire body. The massage can be tailored to your own specific requirments by completing the Absolute Authorisation & Request form. This is the ultimate indulgent ‘all about me’ sensual massage. Your pleasure is my total focus.

No 2 – The Absolute Superior 75 minutes – £195

The Absolute Superior massage 75 minutes and is a shortened version of the premium. This massage can still be tailored to suit the receivers desires but the reduced time limits the variety of elements that can be included. Still a fabulously fulfilling massage for those on a budget.

Make a Booking or Enquiry

To make an enquiry or to book an appointment with Colin:

Or you can call or text Colin on 0044 (0)7966 522696

To check Colin’s availability – Click here

Or chat with Colin online or leave a message

Tailored to your requirements 

To be sure the content of this Absolute  massage is right for you before continuing on your sensual and sexual self exploration journey you are requested to complete the pre-appointment Absolute Authorisation & Request Form. This form can be completed without actually booking an appointment as it gives you an opportunity to see what elements can be included in this most erotic massage. Once I have received the completed form I design the treatment that best fits your desires and boundaries.

Client Agreement & Satisfaction Form

On arrival you will be offered water, tea, coffee or a glass of wine. The appointment begins with a brief chat to answer any final questions you may have and confirmation that there are no changes to your Authorisation & Request Form.  I will ask you to read and sign the Client Agreement & Satisfaction of Service Form. After the treatment is completed and before you leave provided you are satisfied with the treatment I will ask you to  re sign this form confirming your satisfaction of services given.

The Absolute Massage as featured in the media

Colin and The Absolute Massage was featured in 2018 and 2019 in Channel 5’s ‘The Sex Business’ and has also been featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine, Cosmo’s All The Way Podcasts The BBC, Metro, The Independent and several other national media outlets. Popular with women of all ages it was also trialled by Rebecca Dakin ‘The Great British Sexpert’  as seen in the video below. A client of Colin’s Cee Cee talked to Cosmopolitan’ Pasley Gilmore in her podcast about how the Absolute Massage changed her life. About Colin ( your masseur )

About Colin (your masseur)

I am a sex and relationship engineer and master sensual masseur. Fundamentally, I take a humanistic approach to sex and intimacy and see myself as a sex educator and general problem solver of sex and relationship needs and challenges. I aim to help people transform their relationships and sex lives to become what they want and deserve. Working full time in this field since 2005 I have discovered and used various different approaches that are not generally covered by conventional methods to help people in this intimate part of their life. By combining my knowledge of sexual and relationship psychology with my experience as a sensual masseur I am able to work with both the emotional and sexual.

I work with single women, men and couples of any age and orientation.  To list a few of the more frequent aspects I help people with they include; relationship conflict, finding the right partner, reawakening one’s sex life, sexual frustration, lack of sexual experience, sexual performance challenges (inability to orgasm, erectile issues), fear of sex, experiencing sexual complacency in a relationship, and particularly for women exploding libido or low libido. I created Intimacy Matters in 2012 and since then I have helped over 6000 people in many aspects of their relationships and sexuality. My approach to sex and intimacy is best described as humanistic in that I look at the biological, psychological, social, anthropological and erotic influences behind our sensual desires, curiosities and fears. I work with men women and couples of all sexual orientations. Read More

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Some reasons women give for taking the Absolute Massage treatment

Often the motivation to embarking on a journey of sensual and sexual self exploration can be multi faceted. Below is a selection of motivations that past female clients have given when booking an Absolute Sensual Massage.

  • For women who enjoy regular massage and to have their muscles worked professionally but who also want to experience intimate arousing touch in order to connect with the deeper primal sensual part of themselves.
  • For women who want to enjoy the firm yet tender touch of a man without the need to perform or give back sexually.
  • I have always wanted to see if I can ejaculate
  • There are certain aspects of erotic arousal i want to explore but feel I cant with my current partner or a new partner
  • For women who know that arousal and ultimate orgasm can also be enjoyed through gentle prolonged intimate touch rather than penetrative intercourse.
  • For women who want an intimate experience to compensate for a lack of satisfaction in their day to day sex life.
  • For women who have issues around loss of libido, fear of intimacy, painful intercourse, orgasmic dysfunction, insecurity and sexual inexperience.
  • Single women, who are happy to not be in a relationship and whose sex lives are good but miss the intimacy and tender touch that a relationship brings.
  • For women who believe that it is right to be able to experience arousal and orgasm without commitment and responsibilities of a relationship.
  • Women in a marriage/ partnership where most else is good but the sex and intimacy has declined, but they need to receive intimate attention within a discreet, safe professional environment that does not challenge their current situation. (This is particularly relevant to women from backgrounds where their culture dissuades them from exploring their sexuality and sensual needs for fear of being judged)
  • For the inexperienced woman who wants to learn to discover new sensations of arousal and to explore new erotic sensations.
  • For older women who have found their libido going “through the roof” but that their partner or current situation can not provide for it.
  • For mature women who are still very sexual but want to explore this discreetly in a safe, professional environment without wanting to have it intrude on their personal lives.

Click Here to Read The Feedback & Testimonials from previous female clients


Coming for the Absolute Massage enables you to enjoy again all that you experienced in the Intimacy and Exploration massage but also to include more time to explore ejaculation and other erotic elements.    The massage itself starts in a similar way but covers the whole body and is intended to arouse you to full erotic arousal. You will be fully naked but I  am dressed at the start and I can remain dressed throughout or I can also become naked at your request but the the focus always remains completely on you. The intended arousal usually includes various forms of clitoral stimulation, external and internal  vaginal massage and vaginal stimulation. Before taking the Absolute massage you will be asked to complete the Absolute Massage Authorisation & Request Form when you can itemise the style, dynamic and arousing elements you want included or boundaries you want maintained.

This is an edited description but the full description can be read by registering to get access to Intimacy X

The ‘Absolute’ sensual massage combines both regular muscle work with intimate touch and erotic exploration that usually results in multiple orgasms. The massage includes both external clitoral and nipple stimulation and external and internal vaginal stimulation with optional anal stimulation.

The entire appointment lasts 1 hour 45 minutes. It falls into five main phases:

  • The Therapeutic Relaxing Phase (25 min)
  • The Sensual Foreplay Phase (20 min)
  • The 1st Erotic Phase (20 min)
  • The Carnal Plateau (20 min)
  • The 2nd Erotic Phase (20 min)


On arrival you will be offered water, tea, coffee or a glass of wine then once you are relaxed and ready, I will take you to the treatment room and then if you have not done so already (within an hour before the massage) I ask you to take a shower after which you get yourself ready by laying face down on the massage table. Unless requested otherwise I leave the room at this time to let you prepare yourself privately. Once showered I will return and cover you with a large towel. I then take a few more minutes to explain how the massage will progress, how to communicate with me during the massage and how the massage will finish.

The Therapeutic Relaxing Phase

The Therapeutic Relaxing Phase follows the line of a traditional massage and is designed to relax the body, work out any strained or aching muscles, heighten the senses and put your mind and body into a state of trust and safety. The massage starts with a few breathing and relaxation techniques. I apply warm oil to your back, shoulders, and buttocks and all are given a full 25-minute gentle but firm massage, working out any knots or tension and encouraging your body to let go.

The Sensual Foreplay Phase

As you relax and your body responds, the massage will subtly become arousing and my hands will begin to explore more intimate areas of your body. I will be working on your thighs, buttocks, calves, lower back. As your arousal increases (through movement, sound and lubrication) I will explore and stimulate more to include clitoral stimulation and external vaginal massage that may bring on the first orgasm.

The Erotic Phase

To learn more out about the next 3 stages of the ‘Absolute’ massage you must register for access to the private area of this website at Intimacy X  Once registered you will get access to the full description that covers the following stages.

  • The 1st Erotic Phase
  • The Carnal Plateau
  • The 2nd Erotic Phase

Or request to watch the Video

Request to watch a 45 minute video of the Absolute Massage being given by Colin (erotic content). Request here

Request 15-minute FREE Call

It can be lonely and frustrating when you feel unable to share your intimate thoughts about your sexuality or relationship and for some, it can be a daunting decision to come and see me and explore these feelings and needs. Quite often female clients tell me it took them months even years to finally decide to book a session and often afterwards say they wished they hadn’t waited so long. But whether you are a man, a woman or a couple; whether you are straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, bicurious, transgender, pan or polysexual or transsexual, if you have any questions or you are not sure how or if I can help you then the 15-minute phone call may help you decide. Maybe you are just too nervous to book a full appointment and want to know more details before you commit to anything. If this is the case just send me a quick text requesting a 15-minute chat with me on the phone. I will reply by text with a suggested time to speak.

Click here to Request a FREE CALL

For More Explicit Information & Video

To read the uncensored description and view for free the explicit 10-minute video of the Absolute massage Go to Intimacy X to register now

Frequently Asked Questions

I am sure before you decide on which massage you want to book you will have many questions. Please click this link to read the answers to most of the questions I get asked. If I do not cover your particular question then please do not hesitate to email me.

For FAQ’s [Click here]

My Location

My Treatment Room is located in Chelsea Central London Sw3 – Click here

The treatment is very private and self-contained. The shower facilities are smart and clean with a large walk-in shower and robes, shampoo, conditioner and shower soaps are provided. A hairdryer is also available. According to your preference during the treatment, the room can remain with light or be dimmed and low atmospheric lighting (see images below).

Make a Booking or Enquiry

To make an enquiry or to book an appointment with Colin:

Or you can call or text Colin on 0044 (0)7966 522696

To check Colin’s availability – Click here

Or chat with Colin online or leave a message

Terms, Condition and Insurance

Colin Richards and Intimacy Matters has current Civil Liability Insurance (including Public/Products Liability and Professional Indemnity) that covers both counselling services therapeutic and sensual massage.  Clients taking a sensual massage, a psychosenual massage or any form of sensual treatment or sensual massage classes that involves nudity, arousal, and erotic stimulation do so at their own risk and will be asked to sign an agreement form before and after taking the treatment. To read the full terms & conditions and insurance cover Click here