Offsite Description Absolute Premium Massage

The Absolute Premium Massage – 105 minutes

Full Description

The massage is given in five phases. However, nothing is fixed, and each phase is given according to the female receiver’s responses, desires, and boundaries.

Overture – Gentle introduction

Revelation – Traditional therapeutic massage working out tension and stress but with teasing touch near intimate areas to instigate arousal

Seduction – Therapeutic massage continues, but the teasing touch becomes more direct and is intended to stimulate you; this part can include clitoral stimulation.

Abandonment – The masseur is now more focused on giving direct erotic stimulation. This can include vaginal massage, G spot stimulation, and, if wanted, assertive, bold, decisive techniques to help you experience your primal sexuality.

Reprise or Resolution – You get to decide when the massage finishes

Step-by-Step Description

Preparation
Before your ‘Absolute’ Massage, I invite you to complete the ‘Absolute’ Consent Authorization & Request Form. This step is essential in crafting a tailored, pleasurable experience that meets your desires. By filling out the form, you’ll have the opportunity to specify the kind of touch you want to enjoy and the level of erotic arousal you are excited to explore. You can also set clear boundaries to ensure your comfort throughout. Reading through the form will give you a preview of the various sensual elements you can request during your session. Completing the form is entirely up to you, and you can do so even before booking your appointment.

Your Appointment
When you arrive, we’ll have a relaxed conversation to address any final questions. You’re welcome to enjoy a glass of wine, water, tea, or coffee to unwind. Once you’re feeling comfortable and ready, I will guide you to the treatment room. If you haven’t already taken a shower within the hour before your massage, I kindly request you to do so at this time. Afterward, you can prepare by lying face down on the massage table. I will leave the room during this time to give you privacy.

Once you’re settled, I will return, cover you with a large towel, and take a few moments to explain how the massage will unfold. I’ll guide you on how to communicate with me during the session, ensuring that the experience remains aligned with your desires and boundaries.

Products Used
For the massage, I use high-quality grapeseed oil and water-based lubricant for any intimate stimulation. If you prefer different products or have sensitivities, please feel free to bring your own alternatives. Your comfort and pleasure are the top priorities.

Prepare for a safe, sensual, and deeply fulfilling experience designed just for you.

The Overture – The Therapeutic Phase (Face Down)

The therapeutic phase of the massage begins with a focus on traditional full-body techniques, designed to soothe and relax every part of you, including the buttocks and inner thighs. This part of the session aims to relieve muscle tension, heighten your senses, and guide your body into a state of deep trust and relaxation.

We start with a gentle head and scalp massage, or if you prefer, a foot massage, followed by soft, rhythmic strokes across your body. I’ll then guide you through some simple breathing and relaxation techniques to help you settle even further into a peaceful state.

Once you’re comfortable, I will apply warm oil to your back, shoulders, buttocks, and the back of your legs, focusing on each area for about 20 minutes. The pressure will be exactly as you prefer, whether you need to ease out knots and tension or just melt into the relaxation. The therapeutic massage is carefully crafted to gradually awaken your senses and bring your body to a heightened state of arousal, all while respecting your boundaries and avoiding any direct genital contact.

This phase sets the tone for a safe, sensual experience, allowing you to fully let go and enjoy the journey ahead.

Revelation – The Sensual Foreplay Phase (Face Down)

As you sink deeper into relaxation and your body begins to respond, the massage naturally transitions into a more sensual and arousing experience. I will gradually shift my focus to explore more intimate areas, keeping the pace slow and responsive to your reactions.

In this phase, I’ll gently work on your thighs, buttocks, calves, and lower back, further heightening your arousal. As your body becomes more attuned to the sensations, I will use a soft, teasing touch to explore the external vaginal area. I’ll delicately stroke the inner and outer labia, gently teasing the clitoris to stimulate natural lubrication, bringing you to the edge of pleasure without reaching orgasm just yet.

This sensual foreplay phase is all about building anticipation and pleasure, guiding your body into a heightened state of arousal while maintaining a sense of control and deep relaxation.

Seduction – The Erotic Stimulation Phase Part 1 (Face Down)

Remaining face down on the massage bed, the focus shifts to more direct and intimate stimulation of the vagina. Your legs will be gently extended outward, allowing for comfortable access. The external stimulation begins softly, gradually building in intensity as I continuously check in with you to ensure your comfort and pleasure. Once your body is fully aroused and lubricated, I introduce internal stimulation by using my fingers and thumbs to massage the internal muscles of the vagina, while still stimulating the clitoris.

As the session deepens, I incorporate G-spot massage, and for those seeking more intense sensations, I will also stimulate the A-spot and S-spot, which are located deeper inside the vagina. This technique often leads to a deep vaginal release, which can result in powerful vaginal orgasms and, for some, ejaculation. If desired, gentle external anal touch can also be included during this phase, adding another layer of stimulation.

As your arousal intensifies, the erotic exploration deepens, allowing you to fully open yourself to the sensations. The essence of this phase is about embracing your primal, feminine energy and feeling free from any judgments or expectations. This is your moment to let go and respond however your body and mind naturally desire.

I follow the boundaries and desires you’ve outlined in your Authorization & Request form, but if you wish to adjust these at any point, I’m here to accommodate your needs as they evolve. During this phase, I am undressed unless you have requested that I remain clothed, ensuring the experience is as intimate and immersive as you wish it to be.

As the massage progresses, I introduce more assertive stimulation, experimenting with different positions, speeds, and pressures to find what feels best for you. As your arousal continues to grow, your body becomes even more receptive to the sensations. If desired, I can incorporate body-to-body, skin-on-skin contact, and assertive control to elevate your experience to new erotic heights. The speed and pressure will vary, but your comfort and pleasure remain my top priority throughout.

For some, light external anal stimulation offers an unexpected but enjoyable surprise. If you’re interested in exploring anal finger penetration and haven’t indicated it on the form, you can simply shift your buttocks to signal your desire during the session.

Once this phase of the massage is complete, I will cover you with a towel and give you a few minutes to reset and relax. During this time, you can enjoy a glass of water or take a moment to visit the bathroom, allowing your body to transition after the heightened experience.

Abandonment – The Erotic Stimulation Phase Part 2 (Face-Up)

Upon returning to the treatment room, I gently ask you to turn over onto your back. You’ll remain covered with the towel, and if you wish, you may wear a blindfold to heighten your other senses. I begin by gently easing you back into a relaxed yet aroused state, allowing the energy from the earlier phases to build again.

The massage resumes with soothing strokes to your legs, thighs, and abdomen. With your legs open, I introduce light stimulation to the vaginal and groin areas, gradually intensifying as your body responds. I then move to a breast massage, adjusting the pressure and nipple touch to match your desired level of intensity.

As we return to the groin, the clitoral and vaginal stimulation deepens, with the option to receive stronger, more focused sensations using anywhere from two to four fingers. If you’re open to it, toys and other stimulators can also be incorporated at your request, adding another layer of erotic pleasure. While orgasm is not the goal, it is often a natural outcome, and for some, this phase may result in multiple orgasms.

If you have any other specific erotic desires, they can be communicated in the Consent & Authorization Form. For those receiving the Absolute Premium massage, any fantasies or explorations you wish to delve into can be fully integrated into the session, ensuring that every element of your experience is uniquely tailored to your desires.

If you have expressed interest, I can incorporate vibrators and sex toys into the massage. Should your body respond well to this, I will continue with finger penetration, massaging the G-spot and, if desired, the deeper A-spot. Additional optional elements, such as oral stimulation, can also be included, along with any other erotic preferences you’ve outlined. This phase can also involve techniques designed to encourage ejaculation, should you wish to explore that.

During this part of the session, I am undressed unless you have requested otherwise. For some, the massage experience is entirely focused on their own pleasure, allowing them to immerse fully in receiving without distraction. Others enjoy a more interactive approach, where both giving and receiving pleasure are part of the experience. I am open to being touched and aroused if this is something you’d like to include, which can be indicated on the Consent & Authorization Form you complete prior to the session. This ensures that your desires are respected and fully explored in a way that feels comfortable and fulfilling for you.

Frequently Asked Questions 

General Questions

Who is Colin Richards, and are you reputable and qualified

See my profile page Click Here

How confidential is this?
Totally and completely. I see women who are in very public, sensitive positions, who are married, well known or come from cultures that have strict rules around female sexuality. So you do not have to give me your real name and only your mobile and email contact details and information about the massage. I will never disclose any personal details, and all that takes place in the treatment room remains in the treatment room.

What is your story & philosophy about giving sensual massage to women?

See the podcasts and interviews with Colin Click here

What is it you enjoy about giving sensual massage.

This is a question I am often asked. Of course, I get tremendous fulfilment from giving pleasure, and the naked human body is fantastic. However, the times that I enjoy most when giving a treatment is when I see that I am getting a very positive response, making a difference and enabling someone to explore and enjoy their sexuality without conditions or judgement.

I see you give massage to women, men and couples, so how do you describe your sexuality?

Until age 40, my only intimate experiences had been with women. I was married for 17 years and have five grown-up children. After my divorce and setting up my practice, I initially gave sensual massage to men only, but as women became more interested in exploring sensual massage, my client base changed. I now see more women and couples than men. I regard my sexuality as heteroflexible because I am sexually attracted to women, but I am also comfortable experiencing sensual touch and arousal with men.

Can I talk to you before booking the massage?

Yes, I offer a 15-minute complimentary phone call, so text me to request I call you back at a convenient time for us both.

Is there any age or weight restriction to taking this Absolute Massage?

I see women of all ages from 21 upward. The only occasion I see anyone younger than 18-20 is in a couple’s situation, with proof of age. The most frequent age group I give sensual massage to is 30 to 55. I see women of all body types, from petite, slim, toned, and curvy to voluptuous. My only restriction is for larger-bodied women who are Xtra plus size; there may be erotic elements in the massage that I cannot include.

Do you see women from ethnic minorities or cultures that have strict rules around sexuality?

I frequently see women who come from cultures that are sexually restricted and fully appreciate the sensitivity of the situation but also the need for this sensual outlet and total discretion and confidentiality.

I have problems reaching orgasm. Can this massage help men?

I have earned a reputation within the British media as the man who helps women orgasm. I can never make guaranteed promises, but often, women find that the safe, caring, supportive, non-judgement environment coupled with my skills as a councillor and sensual masseur often brings on sensations never experienced before. For those women who have continual difficulty reaching orgasm, I recommend the Psychosensual Treatment.

I have time and budget restrictions. Do you offer shorter treatments that are still very erotic?

Occasionally I can offer first-time clients a discount for a 105-minute Absolute Premium. The amount of the discount depends on the time of day booked and how busy I am.

To qualify for a discount, you should explain your reasons for asking, and if a student, provide evidence that you are attending a university or student training

Text Colin 07966 522696  to enquire.

I also offer the 75-minute Absolute Superior massage at £230

Or the 60-minute Absolute Focus massage  £200

How can I be sure you won’t do something I don’t want or like?

I always ask clients to complete the Absolute Authorisation & Requests Form before I give the first appointment. This enables you to create the desired experience, including what type and intensity of erotic arousal you like to experience. It also allows you to identify any cautious area of exploration or complete “no-go areas”.

Can I read what previous female clients have said about this massage?

Yes, I am constantly receiving feedback and testimonials from female clients Click here to read testimonials

How do I complete the Consent Authorisation & Requests Form?

Click on this link – Authorisation & Request Form

Where are you located?

My regular treatment studio is located in Sloane Square, Chelsea, London SW1x 9DE UK 

See Location

The full address of both will be given after confirmation of your appointment. By arrangement, I am happy to consider visiting a  hotel or home visit, but this may mean I will not be able to massage you on a massage table but will require a bed or futon/cushions on the floor.

I have had or heard of a Tantric massage; is this the same?

It is similar in allowing you to explore your sexual and sensual energies safely and discreetly. However, I prefer to describe my approach as humanistic since this experience focuses on us as sensual and sexual beings rather than spiritual. The massage takes us back to our deepest feelings of intimacy and sensual and sexual arousal and does not include any spiritual ceremony, breathing exercises or chanting. Read this article for a fuller explanation Click here

Questions about the sensual and erotic content of the Absolute Premium Massage

If I wanted, would you undress me before the massage?

You must request this as I am happy to undress you if this is wanted, but usually, I leave you to undress privately.

If I wanted, would you shower me before the massage?

No, I leave you to shower privately before and after the massage.

Do you give body-to-body contact?

Yes, unless requested not to. The Absolute massage involves some body-to-body contact, as I use my hands, arms, elbows, and, if appropriate, my body weight, but this can be adjusted to suit your comfort.

Are you naked for the massage?

This is your choice. I can remain in shorts or naked, and your choice can be indicated on the CAR form.

Can I touch you during the massage?

I am comfortable with intimate touch on all areas of my body, but again, this is always your choice, and how erotic the touch becomes is again up to you and can be indicated on the CAR form.

Can I arouse you?

How arousing and erotic the message becomes is entirely up to you. You can either discuss this with me via email or text before the appointment or leave it to the time. Ultimately, the level of eroticism is dependent on your comfort and mood on the day, and should you cross any of my boundaries, I will quietly and respectfully tell you.

How is the vaginal stimulation given?

The type and intensity of both the clitoral and vaginal stimulation can be indicated when you complete the CAR form . Clitoral stimulation is given in phases 2 & 3 of the massage, with vaginal stimulation ( both external and internal) in phases 3 & 4. You guide the depth and intensity of the vaginal stimulation, but I aim to follow your responses as the massage progresses.

What if I wanted you to include oral stimulation?

Yes, this can be included and can be indicated in the CAR form

What if I wanted to give oral stimulation?

Yes, this can be given, but you must instigate this.

Will you kiss during the massage?

I am happy to, but you must initiate this first.

I make noise when I am turned on; is that a problem?

Not at all. Women are naturally designed to make noise when aroused; it is the female mating call. I encourage you to be as verbal as you want and to express your pleasure in any way you want. As a man and your masseur, I respond to making it as good for you as possible. The more you respond, the more I can confidently give and enjoy giving.

I am concerned that when turned on, I might cross your boundaries.

Pleasurable erotic stimulation between two people in whatever circumstances hinges on good communication. If there is something you feel you want to do or say, then go ahead I won’t be offended. If it falls beyond my boundaries, I will gently say so, but my limits are pretty broad.

Is anal stimulation optional?

Again, this can be indicated on the CAR Form if desired, whether external or internal. I often find that once the arousal has heightened, some exploration in this area is desired, but your responses always guide me.

Will you use any toys or vibrators on me?

This is your choice. I have several vibrators, but I only bring them into the massage if the client has requested their use. You can bring your own.

If I wanted, could I experience full penetrative sex?

The first Absolute massage given never includes any penetrative sex other than with fingers or sex toys. If this is important for you to experience, then this is discussed after your first appointment. To facilitate this, I need to understand your motivation and relevance for penetrative sex. I will then discuss the options of including an assistant in your next appointment who would act as a sex surrogate under my instruction.

Possible motivations to include full penetrative sex

• Exploring a fantasy
• Overcome fear of penetration
• Lack of experience
• Overcome vaginismus
• Overcome a past bad sexual experience
• High anxiety during sex
• Exploring more comfortable sexual positions
  

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Can you include any fetish or role-play?

I am happy to include some light domination, but anything more specific should be discussed when booking the appointment.

Are you healthy?

Yes, I take regular sexual health checks, and since this is my main work, I always maintain a high level of personal health and cleanliness. I expect this from my clients as well. My last all-clear STI check was in August 2026.  I also maintain a high standard of health and hygiene and wish all my clients to do the same.

Do I need to be healthy?

Absolutely. You should not attend any appointment, training or workshops if you are showing any symptoms of fever or any other conditions that may be contagious.

Do not attend if you suffer from:-

• Have any symptoms of Covid 19
• Have any flu-like symptoms
• Have excessively high blood pressure
• Are you experiencing any sexually transmitted disease
• Have a heart condition
• Have a serious skin condition
• Have any open cuts
• Have any broken bones

If I wanted anything, would you give special requests?

Possibly, from the list below; you must indicate this when booking. If it’s not on the list, please ask.

• Spanking/Paddling – Light spanking/paddling only
• Constraint – Light constraint only
• Giving Light Pain to “Receiver” – Only nipple or light spanking
• Blindfolds – Yes, if you wanted

Do you allow Poppers?

No, I do not see clients who are using poppers or who are under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Do you give a four-hand massage?

Yes, I can arrange a four-hand massage with either another male or a female masseur Click here

Other Questions

Do I need to pay a deposit?

When I am busy, new clients are sometimes asked to pay a £50 deposit.

What happens if I don’t turn up for my appointment?

Please don’t do this. Apart from being bad manners, it costs me income and time. If you change your mind, even at the last minute, please text me why you will not attend the appointment. I can then either take another booking or get on with my day. Any deposit paid is lost.

Can I arrive early?

Unless otherwise arranged, please do not arrive any earlier than your booked time, as I may be finishing a previous appointment or workshop.

What if I am running late?

Just send me a text or email to keep me informed, as I may have to make adjustments to later appointments.

Can I take a shower?

If you have not showered within one hour before arriving for the appointment, then I ask you to take a full body shower before receiving the massage. You are also welcome to take another shower following the massage.

Can I have a glass of wine when I arrive?

Sometimes, this helps the nerves, and yes, I am happy to give you a glass of wine or water on arrival. Red or White?

Can I have someone with me at the appointment?

Yes, sometimes partners or friends sit in a nearby room or the treatment room and watch. The latter is what I call the Watch & Enjoy Couples Massage.

Do you need anything from me?

I want you to be yourself. Feel free to express your emotions, desires, and fantasies without restriction. To be who you want to be and do what you want.

If I enjoy the experience, can I return for regular appointments at a discount?

Yes, I can offer up to 30% discount on regular bookings. Please ask.

Do you offer an exchange of services?

If you are a therapist with a service that can be swapped, or someone with a limited budget, I am happy to consider a pay-part-barter arrangement. It’s best to email with the details of your proposal, and we can take it from there. Go to Exchange of Skills & Services

View the Absolute Massage Demonstration Videos

Below is a 10-minute video of excerpts of the 105-minute Premium Absolute Massage given by Colin to a female receiver. The female receiver enjoying the massage gave her permission to be filmed. She requested the massage to build slowly but to bring in intense assertive clitoral and vaginal stimulation, which she particularly enjoys. Suppose a client prefers less or more intense stimulation or erotic content (not shown in the video). This can be indicated on the Authorisation & Request form, which all clients should complete before taking the massage.

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